The 'Not-So-Critical' Critic:
on MAX
STEEL (2016, 92 minutes, PG-13)
The Quick of It -
So, have you heard about this film, MAX STEEL? Maybe you have if you got a little spawn
running around. It’s based on a toy
line from Mattel. I hadn’t until it
came in as a rental. I watched it and
now know why it was not a blip on my radar.
Yes, this will be a ‘quick’ one for sure… as a review goes. Unless you are a child with the penchant for
poorly written (lame ass) stories and sadly performed (I’d rather spend my time
watching other people play Minecraft on YouTube) films, go right along and
spend the time. There are moments of
well-crafted CGI, but that does nothing to help. You have been warned.
Even the fun and endearing parasitic robot gets annoying as all
hell.
Grade: D
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